Leg-Toucher
a motorcycle rider who cannot perform a boxed double u-turn without touching their leg on the ground. these riders think their riding ability is better than it actually is, and typically want to buy bikes that are too big for them to handle at their skill level.
rider 1: “who let that kid get a motorcycle license? i heard he couldn’t even complete the figure eight without putting his foot down.”
rider 2: “yea, scoring high on the written test doesn’t mean sh-t if you’re a leg-toucher.”
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