Legendary Pokemons
gender-less creatures that cannot breed with dittos. awesome power, but can’t d-mn breed. probably virgins but some have a certain gender. humans capture them into small capsules for fun and then use them for battle and nearly kill them over and over just for their entertainment.
kid: i have every legendary pokemons ever made!
kid 2: hacker d-ck.
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