leghumper

1) one who behaves like an uncontrolled s-xual maniac in public. 2) one who makes s-xual advances to strangers in a public setting, with little to no preamble such as asking their name.

(from a quote from the movie hackers: “g-d gave men brains so they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at c-cktail parties.”)
1) “that guy’s such a leghumper, he really should learn to stop groping everyone, touching himself, and making moaning noises.”
2) “watch out for stanley; he’s a real leghumper whenever he sees anyone halfway attractive.”
a guy who behaves in a pathetic and desperate manner around women. even when the woman is obviously not interested, he will stick around and try and talk to her as if he has never seen a woman before.
“i told him i had a boyfriend but this leghumper would not leave me alone!”
the world wide web gave geeks a whole new way to stalk girls.

they see a decent picture of a girl online and go totally nuts and bothers the girl thinking they will get laid someday.
omghi2u i love you. let’s go out!
a sycophant or -ss (-rs-) kisser who does not know when to let go. gives people unwanted attention or compliments, especially when least convenient.
that leg humper of a neighbor sent me a thank you card with flowers for lending her some sugar.

“you’re so nice, charming, decent, generous, gracious, captivating…”
“stop humping my leg! just did what anyone would have done.”
m. person who sees a picture and starts talking about how hot the person is
“plus if you and chris made out in public you’d probably have a bunch of leg humpers watching”

“so whats up you little leg humper you?”
guys that post about hot girls on a web forum… and what they would do with them
www.thefuse.net

everywhere. find any posts about:

“lauraguitargirl”, “ayn chan”, “geepers”,, “dirtyrockstar”, “takemetothebackseat”, and any other girl…
when someone on your team is always on your -ss during any online video game.
wish this leg humper would move away from me!

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