Legit Shit
the real deal when it comes to taking a cr-p. sometimes you feel like you have to take a cr-p but it’s only a false alarm. this is a for real, legit, not fake sh-t.
bob: dude, i have to take a sh-t!
10 minutes later
bob: ahh i feel better
dillan: it was a legit sh-t?
bob: yeah man, it wasn’t a false alarm.
when sh-t gets legitimate. often used when expressing how real or how “true story” something was.
george: you misunderestimated me, man.
the people: no we didn’t, george…
george: no! legitsh-t!!!
the opposite of bullsh-t.
bob: bullsh-t, you did not eat that whale.
bill: no man. thats legitsh-t.
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