legless


slang, means intoxicated, drunk. when people get drunk they loose their sense of balance, i.e. legless. chiefly british.
downed 8 pints last night i was totally legless.
so drunk you keep falling over. same -ss gatted and rat-rs-d.
me and daz went down the social last night, we got absolutely legless.
to be “legless” is to get so drunk that you cannot stand up or walk on your own.

often they are the drunkest person at an event or in an area. they were probably the life of the party five minutes prior.

leglessness is a lifestyle. you do not choose it. it chooses you.

the legless legacy torch or “leglecy” is p-ssed down from generation to generation only to those who prove their master drinking ability through a battle to the death.
1: “hey legless, what’d you do this weekend?”
2: “smoked the wrong end of the cigarette, hooked up with —–, and punched my friend in the face. you know, nothing out of the ordinary.”
a guy called mr leg aka faisal legless mustafa goes to shs and is a bent legless biaatch he also has a lakar thy lat (wooden leg)also wears boot leg trowsers
mr wooden legless get ur wooden leg over hear befor i chop it u leg joint chop that leg mr leg jones i have no legless
a gangstar walk but unfortunatly he is disabled and walks with a limp
oi you bent leg less gangstar get your leg less -ss hear

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