LegNog
poorly digested sat-rday night cuisine, prematurely let loose down one’s short pantaloons. distinguishing feature: sticky and glutinous; in the form of thin stalact-tes. inevitably accompanied by total loss of self control and self respect.
excerpt from “come h-ll and thigh water”
the p–p report
“to say that ruth was surprised to see me again would be incorrect. instead, it would be more accurate to say she was positively mortified to see me again, seeing as how just fifteen seconds ago i didn’t have thin stalact-tes of legnog dripping from my shorts.”
poorly digested sat-rday night cuisine, prematurely let loose down one’s short pantaloons. distinguishing feature: sticky and glutinous; in the form of thin stalact-tes. inevitably accompanied by total loss of self control and self respect.
excerpt from “come h-ll and thigh water”
the p–p report
http://www.p–preport.com/stories/
“to say that ruth was surprised to see me again would be incorrect. instead, it would be more accurate to say she was positively mortified to see me again, seeing as how just fifteen seconds ago i didn’t have thin stalact-tes of legnog dripping from my shorts.”
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