Lego Neck
a severe cramp that will occur in ones neck after playing on the floor hunched over a box of legos for an extended period of time. can also be used to describe a neck cramp in different circ-mstances
“i’ve been looking for that antenna piece in this huge box for so long, i have lego neck.”
“i wish we had sat farther back in the theater so i didn’t get this lego neck.”
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