Legolas Eye
symptoms: you just look as if there is no trouble in the world and youre quite faraway and all that is good and all that is unbearable would be lost upon you
causes: thinking of/seeing legolas, watching/reading lord of the rings
-what’s wrong with maddie?
-oh she has a serious case of legolas eye.
-oh, i understand.
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