Leinwebered
the complete and utter owning of someone/something due to an overwhelming amount of awesomeness.
me: i called comcast today about my outrageous cable bill.
jason: how did that go?
me: i apologized for the onslaught that was about to occur, i leinwebered them, and they lowered my bill by $45 per month and i said good day sir.
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