Leisure Specialist
a lay off, reduction in force, a freaky boss who hates you, a company that mismanaged time and money to your financial detriment is no threat — if this happens to you, you gain a new job t-tle: leisure specialist. some people say that unemployment is bad — the smart ones channel their energy in ways that are envied by the working stiff. they are never bored. call me at 2am, i’m up.
i’m not unemployed, i’m a leisure specialist.
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