Lemender
a short small humanoid thing, has a tendency to punch people in the b-tt-hole, changes its hair color often to attract mates. often can be found hiding in large “bushes” or the cleavege of big breasted women. an attack can be detected by its war cry “n-gg-r-f-ggot raaa!!!”
can be pasifyed by any kind of ramune, pocky, s-xy j-panese men mainly miyavi and small -ssorted j-panese snacks.
when encountered with such a small yet bodasious creature, please don’t try and be a hero, just cover your b-tt-hole and proceed to the nearest exit.
she has a tendency to smother herself in her best friends b–bs. . . . =.=
best friend:”lemmy, i need a nother bra.’
lemender:”nyaaaa~ b–bies!!!!!”
proceeds to tackle and smother herself in br–sts.
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