lemon herring
a lemon herring is a girl you believe to be a lesbian due to weight or shortness of hair. they turn out to be either straight or with no s-xual interest at all.
other excellent indicators are sporting endeavours and lack of interest in consensual s-x with yourself. they lack conversation with the opposite s-x and often like kd lang, texas and vegetarian dishes
jesus! that girl is hot. even with short hair! but when i asked if she’d ride my pork sword she declined said offer! must be a lemon herring.
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