lemon Shark
when someone tells an unbelievable story others in the room may secretly tell others that the story is bull sh– by saying yellow shark. the teller of the story will have no idea that everyone knows the story is false if he does not know of the word’s meaning.
joe: dude i totally got laid last night by two super models!
steve: lemon shark.
frank: totally a lemon shark.
joe: what is a lemon shark?
a small vicious feline of a tawny yellow or orange shade; a demonic yellow cat.
” i am being stalked by the lemonshark….ahhhhhhhh! help me!”
“the scars are from lemonshark who is purring on that cushion.”
an asian in shark-form
dustin is a great example of a lemon shark, and other people fron asia
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