Lemon Squeezer
someone that gives you hand jobs.
i could use a lemon squeezer.
prison term – an inmate who m-st-rb-t-s frequently.
joe’s a f-ckin’ lemon squeezer. every time i walk by his cell he’s stroking his c-ck. last night he managed to j-zz on me before i could get out of the way.
when you take the sweat from your balsac and flick it onto someones face, thus a lemon squeezer
after an intense workout, i lemon-squeezed pedro
a type of pistol made without a hammer, made by smith & wesson.
“a masturbating jailbird may or may not be known as a lemon squeezer. who knows? but there’s an actual gun known as one!”
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