lemon wank
when you make a small cut on your p-n-s shaft, then you proceed to cut a hole in a lemon and have a w-nk!
this can be painful or pleasurable.
john- “have you heard the new w-nking method? it’s painful but nice at the same time! it’s lemon w-nking”
garry- “yeah, not my kind of thing though. i think spencer likes it!”
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