Lemp


the state of not being able to use your legs….. or having no legs at all.
person 1: dude, get up.
person 2: halp! i’m lemp!
a combination of hemp and a lamp
also a s-xual thing u stick in your urethra.
i like lemps…………alot, i like putting them in my urethra… bro

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