leninade
a refreshing carbonated citrus drink with an appeal to the m-sses. the taste that would make lenin, marx, and engels proud is sure to be a hit with anyone who likes to party. socialists and communists rejoice! the proletariat are back with a new agenda: “drink a bottle a day and become a hero of socialist flavour!” drink comrade! drink! it’s this or the gulag!
ingredients: carbonated water, cane sugar, citric acid, gum acacia, natural and artificial flavor, glyceryl abietate, sodium benzoate, artificial color, and the joy of the workers!
1. get hammered and sickled!
2. a taste worth standing in line for!
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