Lennart Poettering
a somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from germany, lennart poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as pulsations of autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while f-cking his uncle’s porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and systems down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).
i picked up this new book at barnes and n-ble, but it says that lennart poettering is required reading so i’m taking it back.
Read Also:
- Lookin' Friday
when you’re dressed in your friday best ready to hit the bars and pick up some chicks. lookin fly as a mother f-cker. person a: man do you think i’m dressed well enough for the party? person b: sheeeeit, you lookin’ friday as h-ll.
- Lo Rez
as in ‘low resolution’. a simpleton. someone who is simple, uninteresting, mildly r-t-rded etc. someone who lacks substance or is vague and boring. that dude i met at the party, he was pretty lo rez. i think he has the mild autism or something. but not full r-t-rd.
- losing mantrol
not being able to contain oneself in the presence of or upon seeing a particularly attractive female. like losing control except mantrol is the control a man has over primitive instincts. greater mantrol means greater gentlemanliness. ex 1) d-mn! do you see her? -stares at b-tt- i think i’m losing mantrol right now…
- mergroe
a black mermaid i went to the ocean and saw some mergroes
- Metinka Stinka
when a guy is f-cking a girl, and then proceeds to pull out and c-m on her face. immediately after c-mming on her face, he turns around and farts in her mouth. sally hoped this was the night billy gave her a metinka stinka.