Leon
a nice guy at times… can give a tempur if pushed. usually with long hair, and is mistaken for smoking weed.
also has a liking for black booty(the firm kind). the girls fall for him, could do better in school. plus he’s into commitment whenever he’s with a great girl worth being with.
“you so called leons should know better!!”
“i wish i had a boyfriend like leon.”
leon is a great guy, normally kind, funny and cute, adorable at times and very romantic, he can make you laugh, smile but he would have trouble understanding how you felt unless you told him.
when you meet a leon dont let him go, he can hurt you alot, he’s amazing and insanely worth it.
he will fight for you if needed and can easily be upset but no matter what happens fight for him.
a leon will fight for his friends and stand up for his rights, a leon is normally tall and very attractive and its hard to find anyone like him.
who’s that guy?
thats leon isnt he amazing?
yeah i want one!
real boyfriend material.
so s-xy he has to put a paperbag over his head to stop girls from jumping on him and feeling his hard abbs and s-xy man perfume. a leon is a person who is very loving and selfless. a leon does whatever it takes to make his girlfriend happy. leons tend to be very very clumbsy as well
” hahah hes such a leon he fell on a curb while crossing the street”
“i wish i had a leon as good as yours!”
the most amazing person you will ever meet,
he is so kind hearted and extremely caring,
anything he says will leave a smile on your face.
you will never meet anyone so incredible.
he is amazing at giving advice and making you happy.
if your friends with a leon i can guarantee you will never have a bad day 🙂
wow, he is so amazing!
yeah of course, he’s a leon!
1) latin for ‘oracle’ or ‘wise one’.
2) characterised by large hair, also known as helmet head.
3) term used to describe one who complains to receive freebies.
4) very slow driver.
1) “i would have arrived 20 minutes earlier if i wasn’t stuck behind that leon on the highway!”
2) “my face is leaking, i need a leon”
3) “my leon helmet protects me from hail!”
a friend who is trustworthy and just plain fun. they can make your day just by talking to you because every moment when you’re with leon you’ll smile. sometimes leon could be bipolar and a little insulting. most leon’s are artistic and have a great imagination. they can inspire you to be a better person. having a leon as a best friend is quite a wonderful gift.
guy- is that leon over there?
dude- oh yea! he’s so cool!
guy- let’s be friends with leon -smileyface-
tipping the contents of someone’s pencil case or bag onto the ground or table when they are not present
oh maan i got leoned
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