leopard
not an “urban cougar”, but still a single or divorced woman 35 to 55, intelligent, successful, educated, secure in herself, her looks and her life. she enjoys the company of men on her terms. she does not seek younger men, older men or even men her own age. they seek her.
these women are far, far cl-ssier than the trashy “cougar”. they do not frequent bars for pick ups, hook ups or anything other than a drink and some company with their girl friends. they do not hide their ages or their att-tudes and are impatient with obvious come ons. mostly solitary, they are very, very difficult to hunt, hence “leopardess”. katherine hepburn would have been the ultimate urban leopard(ess).
you might call them a milf if you want to get slapped.
also called a leopardess or quite simply, a grown woman.
“dude. don’t. that’s no cougar. that’s a leopard. she will smack your -ss and send you home to mommy.” –overheard in a bar
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similar the urban cougar ( cougar urban cougar….older hot woman who looks younger, and keeps herself up who attacts romantic interest from younger men, or who preys on younger men).
the lepeord is much cl-ssier, does not prey on the young men, yet is flattered by their interest as long as it is not pushed upon them or expected to be reciprocated. the lepeord will not date them, and rarely will bed them, but is flattered by cougar snack’s attention in small amounts. unlike the cougar, the lepeord does not intentionally try to get the attention of younger men. the leopard is usually over 30, does not try to hide her values, age (despite looking good for her age and for some much younger), or oppinions. she does not like sleezy come ons, dirty talk, and guys who come after her for s-x. to score with a leopard a man would have to get to know and appreciate her mind, not just her body and looks. she enjoys looking good and being s-xy, but is happy to just take care of herself just for her own sake, not to lure or bait a trap. she may be a loner, or hang with cougars, yet usually its easier to spot a cougar than a leopard. she will be the s-xy older woman at the club who dances, laughs with freinds, drinks, and talks to guys, without the intent of picking any of them up.
beware, the best gold diggers often try to mask themselves as leopards!!!
john thought he had spotted a hot easy cougar. he approached the table and soon realized it was out of his league, she was actually a leopard.
shannon and tracy soon figured out they were a couple of leopards in a cougars den while at the hotel bar.
n – a man or woman who is willing to go gay only for certain individuals. therefore, they are “spotted” instead of a rainbow.
darry: “oh man, i’m totally a leopard for neil patrick harris.”
n. a p-n-s containing freckles, giving it a spotted
appearance. mostly common on people with blonde or red
hair with freckles on other various parts of their body.
the leopard, though fearsome at first glace, is actually quite tame.
when excited, the leopard will stand erect looking for shelter.
the lesbian version of a “cougar”. an older lesbian who is attracted to, and attracts a younger lesbian.
sally is a leopard, she hangs at the local lesbian bar searching for women half her age.
a general term for any drug that may harm you or not harm you at all, unexpectedly.
dude i was high and i felt the leopard, it came on so fast.
noun–anything that unexpectedly causes you direct or indirect harm (essentially mauls you or someone in your group out of nowhere) while being sketchy and/or intoxicated in some form.
(you see a speedtrap) “watch out dude, there’s a f-cking leopard up there on the left.”
“there was definitely a leopard hiding in that 7th bottle of b-ss last night…”
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