leprechaun

1. a mischievious little man, often clad in green, who moves your remote and steals your underwear in the dark of night.

2. a vertically challenged pedophile who tricks little children into eating his magically delicious “lucky charms.” some say he’s not even human. they say that the clover on his hat is his source of power. there is no way to destory it except to match it’s awesome might. this is why on st. patrick’s day, some children nearly went mad pawing at the ground, searching for a four-leaf clover. i encourage you to do the same, for the leprechaun equinox is near… lucky’s power will be at a climax, and by daybreak the world will be his.
1. “what’s wrong, katie?”
“that leprechaun has stolen me lucky panties!”

2. “catch me lucky charms, they’re magically delicious!”
a leprechaun knows where the gold is at. who else has seen it? say yeah!
could be a ‘crack head’ who got hold of to (sic) the wrong stuff. leprechaun leprechaun
to me it looks like a leprechaun to me, all you got to do is look up in the tree. who all seen the leprechaun say yeaaaa!!
about the ‘leprechaun’
person 1: my theory is…its a shadow cast from the other limb…
person 2: could be a crackhead who got hold to the wrong stuff.
a little irish man who keeps a pot of gold under the rainbow and follows me around

a little irish fellow who brings good luck and tells me to burn things.
no little leprechaun, i will not burn down that house
a heteros-xual male working in a predominately female profession who is convinced that he is more attractive than he really is because there is no compet-tion. the resulting inflated self image produces a persecution complex wherein leprechaun becomes convinced that female coworkers are l-sting for him and believes that they are always after his lucky charms.
i tried to tell him his fly was open but he’s such a leprechaun he -ssumed i was h-tting on him.
a leprechaun is a fictional character which you would come across in irish folk lore. it is not – as believed by most americans – something you are ever going to come across in the republic of ireland. leprechauns are usually portrayed wearing shamrock green garments and are being about one foot tall. in the fairy tales if you come across a leprechaun he will lead you to his pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
american tourist walks up to red-haired irish child
american tourist: are you a leprechaun?
irish child: f-ck off.
irish child then beats the sh-t out of american tourist and leaves him/her for dead.
pesky little fella with ill-temper (see hockey-temper) and bad manners. from ireland and in posession of lucky charms. when caught, the leprechaun is forced to hand over a pot of gold and might grant wishes. similar to that common gnatt.
see the simpsons episode with the leprechaun and you’ll understand…