leprechaunitis
a condition whereby the sufferer is under the impression they have irish ancestry despite the fact neither there mother or father have any irish ancestors. it commonly afflicts young white english individuals of upper-middle cl-ss status who realise that in-bred, illegitimate,web-toed royal ancestry isn’t that trendy anymore and therefore self diagnose themselves with this condition of leprechaunitis.
bristol university student on 17th march ” doctor, i have an uncontrollable urge to go to the pub tonight in a f-cking stupid green hat, order pints of guinness that i hate, and pretend that my grandad was called paddy”
doctor ” don’t worry, you are just suffering from leprechaunitis, i imagine by midnight or before a real irish person might kick some f-cking reality in to your head”
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