Leroy’s Alligator
a low-income, farm-raised, greasy, scaley, hiv encrusted n-gg-r d-ck. it got this name from that n-gg-r, leroy.
steven: “man, i was in kindergarden and it was naptime and i was napping … i woke up and bazoom!! leroy’s alligator was dangling right in front of my face. i could f-cking smell it. it smelled like a dirty puddle.”
bart: “what did you do then?”
steven: “i pulled a pencil out of my pencil pouch and shanked that n-gg-r d-ck. m-th-r f-cker been p-ssing with a limp since he was 6.’
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