lert
(n) a small furry woodland creature that senses are always very intensely attuned to its surroundings.
you must be a lert.
to be a lert you must be constantly aware of the things around you.
to be in a state of “lert” is when your in the mood to basically f-ck sh-t up.
when you are “lert” there is the constant feeling that nothing will satisfy you but a good time, seeking and pleasuring hot women or partaking in copious amounts of questionable activity frowned upon by most cultures (yes like masturbating in airplanes or doing lots of hard drugs).
lert and f-ck go hand in hand.
jesus once said: f-ck b-tches, get lert.
f-ck this history exam i’m feeling lert as f-ck.
boss #1: man i could go some p-ssy, alcohol, fast cars, drugs, fights, parties, boats, hoes and some f-cking chinese food…
boss #2: me too. lets get f-cking lert.
shorthand for ‘see ya later’.
“i’ve gotta go – lert!”
“ok, then, see ya lert.”
the unecessary use of question marks.
dumb prep: haha cool? ok?
awsome kid: you just totally lerted, you dumb f-ck.
dumb prep: would it be cool if i knew what that meant? yo?
referring to a $1 bill; usually said in the projects.
hey jake, you got a lert i could borrow?
the state of being in which your left breast has been ripped off and is flappping the wind due to being struck by the american dream in the form of a convertible.
after being struck, myrtle was lert.
it sucks to be lert.
big stank…thats all
everytime i fart it smells like lert
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