Lesbian Syndrome
where a girl turns down a guy but can’t think of anything else to say to reject him.
guy- will you go out with me?
girl- i .. um.. i’m a lesbian ???
guy- ohhh oh ok.
next day
guy – i asked jess out last night.
guys friend – oh yeah how’d it go ?
guy – she’s a lesbian.
guys friend – what ? no she isn’t she went out with that jason guy last year. dude she had “lesbian syndrome ” .
guy – d-mn! i got lesbian syndromed again .
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