Lesbian Time
time p-sses a lot faster for lesbians.
1 min = 3 hours 1 week = a month
1 month = 3 months at least
lesbian: wow she hasn’t even texted me back in 2 days.
me: dude its only been like 2 hours…
lesbian: no, lesbian time.
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