lesbian uppercut
lesbian uppercut: a male dressing up like girl to hook up with a lesbian and tucking his p-n-s behind his legs to make it look like a v-g-n-. when the lesbian goes down on the male he lets it free and it hits her in the face.
must be male gender doing to lesbian female.
willing to dress like female. and time and patients.
you want to hook up with a hot lesbian girl but clearly she isn’t into you because she only likes females. trick her into thinking you are a chick and when it comes time to get naked and she goes down on you, tuck your wiener behind your legs like you have a v-g-n- (has to be hard) and when she gets her face close, let the beast free and bam! hits her in the face and the lesbian uppercut
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