lesbianitis
an acute condition in which a straight girl turns lesbian. this condition can last from several days to several years but will resolve spontaneously on its own; no intervention required.
“did mary really leave jane for a man? weren’t they together for almost 10 years?”
“ya, turns out mary just had a really long case of lesbianitis.”
lesbianitis refers to a girl who has dated men for all of her life but then suddenly decides she wants a girlfriend. even after obtaining a girlfriend, when she sees hot guys on tv, she declares how much she would like to sleep with them and how hot they are. she never makes comments about how girls look, except to point out the “ugly” ones. also, you can’t call this girl a lesbian or bis-xual because she gets upset and throws a fit over it. lesbianitis, in its most basic form, is pretending to be gay when you aren’t.
nicole must have lesbianitis since she’s dating lisa but hates to be called a lesbian.
Read Also:
- Pants Goblin
n. a person who always wears shorts every single day. a person who wears shorts even when it is cold. it was 20 degrees but he still had on shorts because he was a pants goblin.
- Pantie Grill Cheese
the act of a girl making a grill cheese sandwich and instead of grilling the sandwich on a stove she puts it in her pants and melts the cheese. steve: yo, what are we going eat on this camping trip? i only packed cheese and bread. mark: dude, my girlfriend is coming, we can eat […]
- FBPP
acronym of “facebook pity party,” a regularly occurring event on your newsfeed wherein people post status updates to either elicit sympathetic responses or indirectly express to the world that they are feeling unduly sorry for themselves. “the last 8 statuses on my newsfeed have been fbpps. what the f-ck is wrong with everyone?” “yeah, they’ve […]
- panty pullover
when one pulls a pair of panties over their head either to smell p-ssy or to just hide from the world. he did a panty pullover with her thong panties to smell the sweet scent of her p-ssy as he wacked his c-ck. the next morning bruce woke up and realized he made a mistake […]
- dai kirai
“i hate you” in j-panese. used in animes. (j-panese animation) amu says dai kirai (i hate you) to ikuto. shugo chara