lesbitarian


a bookish, often bespectacled member of the flat-shoe wearing community. may be confused with a heteros-xual, dowdy female
look at the girl with the books, do you reckon she’s a lesbitarian?
a vegetarian lesbian
i like the bean curd at that lesbitarian restaurant.
one who eats lesbians, specifically those who have never once had a live man’s p-n-s inside of her.
no tanya, i will not put on my m-ff-diving goggles. you used to have a boyfriend. i’m lesbitarian.
anything that is chosen to be eaten, drunk, worn, or anything that a lesbian would have. anything a lesbian owns is a lesbitarian item of hers.
lesbian : do you want a sobe?

guy : no, i’ll p-ss those are lesbitarian drinks.
joking name for unitarians. this “religion” is split evenly by gender, but their actions embody the lesbian spirit. churchgoers roll up in their subaru/volvo wagons wearing flannel after eating large bowls of granola.

their social action furthers the justification for “lesbitarian”. they are more than tolerant of s-xual deviants, and in fact encourage it in the name of freedom and diversity.
where is that flotilla of station wagons full of flannel shirt-wearers going?

they’re late for lesbitarian church.
someone who only eats lesbian p-ssy
i’m a strict vagitarian! i used to be dude, but then i realized what some of those are injected with, and decidided to go pure lesbitarian

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