Lesbosaurus
an old lesbian relic fully equipped with wrinkled l-b– lips.
a woman who just came out of the closet yet, was known for being a lesbian way beforehand.
“did you know wanda sykes was a lesbian ?! she just came out of the closet ! please that was so obviously and old news, shes a lesbosarus by now”
“im going to stop by pat fields in the morning to by some new clothes, since im her number one client that old lesbosaurus”
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