Lesley
amazing girl that basically rocks everybody’s world. she is totally cl-ssy and an awesome friend.
“lesley is amazing. i wish she was my friend.”
feminine name; scottish in origin; meaning dark grey fortress.
often given to women of incredible beauty and abysmal depth, whose demeanor evokes some ancient mystical rite lost to modern time.
like a dark grey castle fortress in the early morning, one marvels at its beauty subtley and magically revealed through fog and mist. one longs to not merely see the timelessness of such a creation, but to also scale its walls to be part of something greater and far more ancient than the one’s self.
perhaps once in a lifetime, one is lucky enough to see a lesley. and if so, one will never forget how such a sight grants one with an apprecitation of the gradiations between the physical and metaphysical.
on an early morning, many years ago, i was lucky enough to see a lesley.
amazing, absolutely beautiful, perverted, so fun to be with.
will make you feel so special.
the most amazing girlfriend you can ever have.
great kisser.
you can get lost in her gorgeous eyes.
you will love her
likes to argue a lot and needs to be punished for it
lesley is the best girlfriend ever.
a short and adorable girl. she loves having fun,and shes fun to be around. shes smart,funny and more she the best friend i ever had!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love you lesley
girl: look at lesleys besties cracking up cuz of her
girl 2 : i wished i could have been her bestie
the feminine form of the unis-x name lesley/leslie
the ey implies female
no, my name is lesley, because i’m a girl.
a tranny who loves men named james. who wants to live off of panda express naked. is very gay proud. very sarcastic but makes a great addition to any backstreet boy groups.
look at that tranny he is such a lesley.
a.) a scallywag sl-t-face who often sucks the p-n-s of young chickens. however, if there are no chickens around, then she settles for horses or elephants.
b.) a young p-rnstar that likes to lick or hump sidewalks.
c.) is a man that is blinded by shiney v-g-n-s.
a.) did you see that lesley break into the zoo the other day? i heard they sued her for animal har-ssment.
b.) i went all lesley in rome!
c.) ah! i didn’t mean to make you lesley.
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