Lesman
to mistake clubs for spades, or spades for clubs in a game of poker or texas hold’em.
matt: “i have a flush! i have a flush!”
chris: “thats a club you moron”
matt: “f-ck, i thought i had two spades”
justin: “wow, you pulled a lesman!”
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