lesmouches


a gay male who is beyond gay straight
characterized by morbid obesity, and complete denial of being fat and ugly.
known to spend $200 on a kenneth cole shirt that does not fit and wear it until they split at the seams in a lame attempt to emulate their gay straight friends.
also know to drug and date rape confused homeless boys below the age of consent.
that fat f-cking b-st-rd stuffing his mouth with sour cream is a total lesmouches

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