lester piggott
named after the famous english flat racing jockey who always rode ‘short’ (stirrup leathers of the shortest length), this is a s-xual technique in which the male partner lies pr-ne on a horizontal surface and the female partner then mounts him in a crouching position with her feet flat on the floor. her thighs must remain in an essentially horizontal position as she ghen ‘rides’ him to the finishing post! this is an ideal technique if the male partner is fatigued for any reason.
“jack was shattered after his trip to chicago, so i put him to bed, let him relax and performed a lester piggott. he lay there and loved it!”
get a mug for your papa manafort.
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