let Jesus out of the capsule
the act of performing much needed bowel movements to alleviate the buildup of fecile matter. the pressure differential after the act results in a heavenly feeling with minimal flatulence.
i’m sorry i made us miss our flight, but that was the first time let jesus out of the capsule in three days and i was enjoying every second of it.
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