Let the Animals out
a good, long session on the beer.
guy 1: “do you fancy going to the pub and letting the animals out?”
guy 2: “f-ck it, why not. it’s friday after all”
guy 1: “i think i’ll go home and let the animals out”
guy 2:”do they need a p-ss?”
guy 1: “no, but they’re mighty thirsty”
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