Let you go
i want to get off the phone now because i hate talking to you, but i’ll pretend that i’m being polite by letting you go back to whatever boring cr-p you would be doing if you weren’t talking to me.
them: so then he said it was benign but i should probably get it removed. and i said-
you: wow! that’s nuts! hey look, i’m sure you’ve got a lot of stuff to take care of. i’m gonna let you go. bye.
them: oh, uh, yeah. bye.
~ compulsory redundancy
sometimes alternative to “you’re fired!”, “you’re sacked!”
some would say it’s a nicer more civil way of saying it. but really it’s only of benefit to the person saying it.
manager: look bill i’ve done everything i can but they just won’t change their minds…
…i’m afraid we’re going to have to let you go.
bill: you mean i’m fired?
manager: oh dear no! thats not what i said…
…but yes, you will no longer work for us.
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