leto bird-flu
a sickness such as a cold, cough, fever, or random other sickness that you come down with 1 -3 days after coming into contact with musician/actor jared leto, drummer shannon leto, guitarist tomo milicevic, fill in b-ssist tim kelleher, former b-ss player matt wachter, or any other member of the crew for the band 30 seconds to mars. this illness’s origin is unknown, but is rumored to be caused by germs that are transfered to you from said people, who originally got it from jet-setting across the world and coming into contact with lots of fans, groupies, sk-nks, media personnel, and other celebrities. it’s virtually a sickness cesspool.
1: “man, i feel sick.”
2: “it could be leto bird-flu, you did just get back from that 30 seconds to mars concert.”
1: “true. i feel like puking.”
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