letter gnome
a gnome whose existance involves altering written and/or typed correspondance, after is has been sealed, so that grammatical, orthographical, and/or typographical errors appear to be errors originating with the author. their existence is a scientific fact.
“of course i know the correct meaning of ironic! letter gnomes wrote that song!” — alanis morissette
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