Letti
the most beautiful and perfect girl ever to live. she has a sweet disposition and will always be there for you, through thick and thin. and the best part is, she’s actually smart. and pretty. oh, and can have a fun time too. a one in a million girl that you will never, ever forget ♥
friend: did you see that girl in cl-ss?
other friend: yeah, she’s totally a letti!
2 more definitions
letti-a group of lettuces. easier to say than lettuces.
‘darling, could you go to the shop and buy some letti?’
lots of shredded lettuce; too much lettuce to handle.
“could i please get two cruncy tacos, hold the letti, and extra tomtoms (please see tomtoms).”
“okay.”
….i thought i said hold the f-cking letti!!!!
(next days newspaper headline)-local man snaps at taco bell for them forever f-cking his t-sesh
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