Levelland
tiny sh-t-hole town west of lubbock, texas. 99% is white trash and also related to each other. it’s kind of like a texas version of deliverance. average women’s weight is 250 pounds and they all still have 80’s hair. law is totally corrupt (sheriff meth ring leader), motto is “visit hockley county, leave on probation”
hey, let’s go to levelland!” “hey, how about we just save us the trip and step in front of a bus!
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