Levi Strauss Swim Team


name given to the swim team of mexicans who think swimming in jeans and over-sized t-shirts is going to give them the compet-tive advantage they are looking for. in most cases they end up drowning cause they can’t swim to begin with.
miguel phelps of the levi strauss swim team downed as he was unable to swim in his swim attire.

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