Levoti
this is that person that your forced to be friends with. that guy that always shows up and you hate with such a p-ssion. he is selfish and his dad hates him with a p-ssion. he is a total tool box and everyone recognizes that he has an i.q. about two points lower than b-tter. the expression, “better off dead” really does apply to this person.
dude 1: “hey man great party i’m having a blast… oh sh-t-d-ck–ss-b-lls is that levoti.”
dude 2: “g-d d-mn it f-ck that is a levoti.”
dude 1: “i’m leaving… this guys a failure, who can’t p-ss f-cking dort.”
dude 2: “take me with you!!!!!!!!!!!”
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