lewinsky
a bl-w j-b
common name employed by forensic experts for the ultraviolet lamps used to spot s-m-n stains on fabric.
p-ss me the lewinsky, scully… this sure looks like extraterrestrial sp-nk
a bl-wj-b
i got your girlfriend to give me some lewinskw
a cigar holder
i need to put my cigar in lewinsky
a slang term meaning “knee pads”. lewinskies are very useful when giving multiple bl-wj-bs, one right after another.
janie: how was the party last night?
stephanie: omg it was great! i probably sucked off 15 guys. good thing i was wearing my lewinskies, otherwise i don’t think i could walk today.
1.) a walking humidor
2.) a kn-b-gobbling
3.) a patch of protein smegged onto an article of clothing.
4.) a kn-b gobbler
1.) i put a box of my cubans in a lewinsky.
2.) your dad gives the best lewinskys.
3.) d-mn, sorry i lewinskyed all over your face and dress.
4.) i was smoking a cigar from my lewinsky while lewinsky lewinskyd me, and i accidentally lewinskyd all over her.
the act of “blowing” or sucking on the genital member of the male s-x (or “female”), preferably of a person in a high position or in high command, also commonly referred to as a bl-wj-b. term became popular after it was revealed that former president bill clinton had an extramarital affair with white house intern monica lewinsky in which she happily provided him with a suck job.
(in the office)
hey there goes betty, i heard she gave the ceo a lewinsky and now she’s got that phat-ss corner office on the 2nd floor. damit, who’s d-ck do i gotta suck to get a raise around here?
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