Lewisham Kite


a discarded plastic bag floating beautifully through the air, like a child’s kite. named after the poverty stricken area in south london, england, where the phenomenon often occurs
“man is that a bird, or a plane?”
“nah bruv, that’s just a lewisham kite.”

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