Lex the Impaler
street name for lexington steele. p-rn star specializing in -n-l s-x on white women. gigantic p-n-s known for annhilating the likes of miko lee, monica sweetheart, gauge and aurora snow.
after doing a few scenes with lex the impaler, do those chicks have to wear diapers?
a mutant chigga with a hyperextensive p-n-s long enough to impale most people. his favorite trick is to sneak up behind people while they tie their shoes, and ram his iron p-ck-r into their -n-s and out through the tops of their heads – killing them instantly.
“run, women get inside your homes and bar the doors! men, grab whatever weapons you have and flock to fight the beast in the town square. the creature, lex the impaler, has broken through the city gates!”
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