Lexgeta
lord of the ham, slayer of scotch broom, king of ham hamma
i cannot be defeated for i’am lexgeta; lord of the ham, slayer of scotch broom, king of ham hamma. my power level is over 9000!!!!! bwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
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