Lexi Baker


a rare magnificent beast that can never be tamed. often dances with wolves in her underwear, while reciting shakespeare. like a shooting star, shes there for a magical instant, than gone for good leaving you with a empty bottle of whiskey, no cigarettes, and a huge nasty blood stain on your carpet from a animal sacrifice.
c’mon papa lets go catch us a lexi baker.

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