lexiphobia
a fear of reading; especially in public due to the antic-p-tion of words that are difficult to pr-nounce or are unfamiliar to the reader.
when asked to read the preamble to the const-tution, a student froze mid-sentence and fainted on stage. this was subsequently attributed to lexiphobia.
the fear of your ears becoming larger by the act of pushing them forward
she won’t let anybody come near her ears on account of her lexiphobia,
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