lexophile
a lover of cryptic words
lexophiles do it with letters.
an individual, typically male, who has s-xual fetishes toward girls named “lex.” the lexophile will s-xually molest, often rape, every individual named lex that he comes across. the lexophile cannot control himself.
lex: “woah that guy last night totally molested me for no reason.”
friend: “he must have been a lexophile.”
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